Saturday/First Day Returning to UCONN

You heard it right, not only is it Saturday, it’s also the FIRST night of the UCONN so this is the best time to do it big.  I’m not talking do it big as in a normal summer night, I’m talking epic, legendary throw down of the year to start everything off right.  And in the honor of doing huge things, I’ve brought some sexy ladies riding a mechanic bull to really start this school year off right, and to get everyone else focused.  Big things this weekend at the Travis Weekly, big things indeed.

-Tha Chief

I Should Not Be Up This Early

Sometimes you just wake up and you just feel the need to throw this on and laugh. 

-Tha Chief

Thirsty Thursdays, Which Means We Are Getting Rowdy

It’s Thursday and I could not be more happy because not only am I celebrating the end of summer, I’m also toasting to the fact that I head back to my second home in three days.  So I was so excited when finally this video made it over to youtube, because I’ve seen it before and it’s one of the funniest I’ve found in a while.  Not going to lie, a rookie mistake on wearing flip flops, every veteran drinker knows if your going to have a hard night, especially tailgating, you gotta rock shoes.  Apparently someone didn’t past the memo on to this guy, so in his honor let’s get that beligerent tonight!

-Tha Chief

Stimulus Checks Were Sent to Prison Inmates

WASHINGTON (AP) — The federal government sent about 3,900 economic stimulus payments of $250 each this spring to people who were in no position to use the money to help stimulate the economy: prison inmates.

The checks were part of the massive economic recovery package approved by Congress and President Barack Obama in February. About 52 million Social Security recipients, railroad retirees and those receiving Supplemental Security Income were eligible for the one-time checks.

What the hell?  How did I manage to be screwed out of this deal when there are convicted killers receiving checks to spend on the economy.  Come on I thought this was America.

-Tha Chief

Jessica Biel Most Dangerous Celebrity Alive?

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Actress Jessica Biel has overtaken Brad Pitt as the most dangerous celebrity to search in cyberspace, according to Internet security company McAfee Inc.

For the third consecutive year, McAfee surveyed which A-list celebrity was the riskiest to track on the Internet after Pitt topped the list last year and Paris Hilton came in first in 2007.

Biel, 27, who shot to fame in the TV show “7th Heaven” and most recently starred in “Easy Virtue,” was deemed the most dangerous, with fans having a one-in-five chance of landing at a website that has tested positive for online threats, such as spyware, adware, spam, phishing, and viruses.

“Cybercriminals are star watchers too – they latch onto popular celebrities to encourage the download of malicious software in disguise,” McAfee’s Jeff Green said in a statement.

What the hell?  So your telling me that I can’t search Jessica Biel sexy/nude/hot, without getting viruses anymore?  What suprises me the most about this article is not the fact that obviously hackers link their viruses to well known sexy female celebrities, but the fact that last year Brad Pitt was number 1.  I thought males were the majority on the web, and would attack at the chance to see any nude female celebrities, but to go after Brad Pitt is a little weird.  Well at least Travis Weekly fans can enjoy this one dirty, virus free picture of Jessica Biel in a bikini.

-Tha Chief

Tuesday Nights…That Means Dance Off

Just because it’s a Tuesday night doesn’t mean we can’t dance, drink and have some fun.  I figured I could inspire the ones of us who are left with a little video from spring break showing a girl doing just that, maybe a little too much fun on that note.

-Tha Chief

Atta Baby Drunk Guy

Oh my god there’s no way this wasn’t staged.  But seriously, imagine if this guy was hammered?  I would literally be amazed.  I’m still up in the air about what the deal was, would this guy swerve all over the road pretending to be drunk?  Doesn’t make much sense to me, still makes for a funny video though.

-Tha Chief

It’s Tuesday, Time to Celebrate

It’s Tuesday, and what better way to celebrate then with a nice birthday celebration with the family.  Oh wait, your “family” and “friends” decide to spray the you with silly string which catches on fire from the birthday cake.  I seriously didn’t expect this to go down, but his head just ignited so fast.  I’m sure there’s a place for a “hot headed” joke here, but I’ll leave that to the viewers.

-Tha Chief

It’s Monday Night…Let’s Get Freaky

Think about this situation, what kind of crazy event is this?  The title says “Sexy Dance Competition”, so my first guess is that some strip club has to be holding it but the audience seems to be nowhere, I mean this dude should have been falling into someone’s arms, not smashing his forehead on the floor.  I wish I could know what this guy was thinking before he passed out.  “Oh my god, she’s wearing lingerie.”  Pussy.

-Tha Chief

How Hardcore is This Public Service Announcement?

Now I know this has been flying around the web, and being the first time I saw it, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t think it wasn’t a little extreme.  Sure, I’m all for pushing it to the limit, but when it comes to public service announcements I think that might be the line.  I mean pretty heavy, especially with the screaming, I was pretty mortified, it definetly will make me think about texting while driving.  But if anyone whose read the Travis Weekly knows we don’t deal with these depressing intense videos, so in that honor I give you Don’t Text While Driving and Listening to Queen.

-Tha Chief